Tiggadjam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous gnu.

Tiggadjam created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggadjam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiggadjam, he will turn you into a mole.

Tiggadjam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tiggadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.