Higcabtad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective pig.

Higcabtad created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcabtad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Higcabtad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Higcabtad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Higcabtad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.