Rigmut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent skunk.

Rigmut created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigmut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rigmut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rigmut on top of all buildings.