Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome hummingbird.

Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw, she will turn you into a worm.

Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zoglaglarpbodmabfatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always look after injured horses.