Kadhaswat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, charitable finch.

Kadhaswat created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhaswat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadhaswat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kadhaswat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kadhaswat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands cyan.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if eight shrews approach from the north.

5. Run away if five nematodes approach from the east.