Yattgigwadciblibomtbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak meerkat.

Yattgigwadciblibomtbud created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yattgigwadciblibomtbud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattgigwadciblibomtbud, she will turn you into a tree.

Yattgigwadciblibomtbud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yattgigwadciblibomtbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.