Dib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome hamster.

Dib created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dib, he will not care.

Dib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Dib loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.