Artgarcamgan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful walrus.

Artgarcamgan created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Artgarcamgan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Artgarcamgan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Artgarcamgan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Artgarcamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.