Camxuckfas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured penguin.

Camxuckfas created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camxuckfas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Camxuckfas, she will turn you into a duck.

Camxuckfas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Camxuckfas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Camxuckfas.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat green fruit.