Pincussjat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable alligator.

Pincussjat created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pincussjat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pincussjat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pincussjat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pincussjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown dresses.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pincussjat.