Donpomhivfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, almighty goblin.

Donpomhivfoss created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donpomhivfoss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donpomhivfoss, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Donpomhivfoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Donpomhivfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Donpomhivfoss.