Nabtipsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome bat.

Nabtipsit created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabtipsit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabtipsit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nabtipsit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nabtipsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not speak about onions.