Pigjamsand is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able grasshopper.

Pigjamsand created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigjamsand, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigjamsand, he will not care.

Pigjamsand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pigjamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck pink.

2. Pigjamsand loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.