Pigjamsand is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, able
grasshopper.
Pigjamsand created energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pigjamsand, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Pigjamsand, he will not care.
Pigjamsand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Pigjamsand's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck pink.
2. Pigjamsand loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.