Kangubman is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Kangubman created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangubman, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kangubman, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kangubman's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kangubman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kangubman.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.