Wadhomlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic hippopotamus.

Wadhomlarn created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadhomlarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wadhomlarn, it will turn you into a dog.

Wadhomlarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wadhomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.