Rowflisjad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered duck.

Rowflisjad created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowflisjad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowflisjad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rowflisjad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rowflisjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always obey Rowflisjad's priests.

5. Never hurt capybaras.