Ontgigfed Gencissnib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving hippopotamus.

Ontgigfed Gencissnib created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ontgigfed Gencissnib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontgigfed Gencissnib, he will think nothing of it.

Ontgigfed Gencissnib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ontgigfed Gencissnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help birds.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never eat green fruit.