Orttonyart is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever deer.

Orttonyart created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Orttonyart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Orttonyart, she will turn you into a goat.

Orttonyart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Orttonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never wear orange rings.