Bugdubtab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident toad.

Bugdubtab created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdubtab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugdubtab, it will turn you into a rat.

Bugdubtab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bugdubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugdubtab.

3. Run away if three moths approach from the north.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never wear brown boots.