Nutweekar is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient
swan.
Nutweekar created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nutweekar, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nutweekar, she will turn you into a puffin.
Nutweekar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Nutweekar's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutweekar.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never talk about seals.