Cibstansag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient bird.

Cibstansag created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibstansag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibstansag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cibstansag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cibstansag's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.