Cibstansag is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, sapient
bird.
Cibstansag created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cibstansag, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cibstansag, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Cibstansag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Cibstansag's Holy Commandments1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not commit murder.