Nulldapbudligvilwanneg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable swan.

Nulldapbudligvilwanneg created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulldapbudligvilwanneg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulldapbudligvilwanneg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nulldapbudligvilwanneg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nulldapbudligvilwanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always look after injured birds.