Duttofved is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful scorpion.

Duttofved created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Duttofved, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Duttofved, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Duttofved's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Duttofved's Holy Commandments

1. Put Duttofved first in all things.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.