Cadcamyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured whale.

Cadcamyarl created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcamyarl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadcamyarl, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cadcamyarl's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cadcamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Cadcamyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if eight mites approach from the east.