Quillboppib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain crow.

Quillboppib created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillboppib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillboppib, she will turn you into a snail.

Quillboppib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Quillboppib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.