Hencanlak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered donkey.

Hencanlak created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hencanlak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hencanlak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hencanlak's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hencanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.