Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent meerkat.

Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must love Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet.

3. Ontbegfubsid Wabbitnabtinvogfet loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.