Paspasnart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy pigeon.

Paspasnart created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Paspasnart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paspasnart, it will turn you into a tree.

Paspasnart's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Paspasnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Paspasnart.

5. Never pour water over plants.