Donmilcem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering wyvern.

Donmilcem created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donmilcem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Donmilcem, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Donmilcem's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Donmilcem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.