Lamfumyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional bee.

Lamfumyim created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamfumyim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamfumyim, he will turn you into a worm.

Lamfumyim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lamfumyim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.