Begkenquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced butterfly.

Begkenquaf created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begkenquaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Begkenquaf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Begkenquaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Begkenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not hurt mites.
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