Gofhamsat is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, passionate
meerkat.
Gofhamsat created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gofhamsat, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gofhamsat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Gofhamsat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Gofhamsat's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Gofhamsat's priests.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Never go into magenta rooms.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never paint your legs mauve.