Disspitjab is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, benevolent
meerkat.
Disspitjab created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Disspitjab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Disspitjab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Disspitjab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Disspitjab's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never mention squirrels.
3. Worship no other gods but Disspitjab.
4. Never talk about swans.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.