Zakfothom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable snake.

Zakfothom created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakfothom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zakfothom, it will not invite you to parties.

Zakfothom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zakfothom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.

3. You must love Zakfothom.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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