Quafwodhon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable owl.

Quafwodhon created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafwodhon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quafwodhon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quafwodhon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quafwodhon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Quafwodhon.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Quafwodhon.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.