Straglegrut is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless
hydra.
Straglegrut created a photon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Straglegrut, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Straglegrut, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Straglegrut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Straglegrut's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never eat cherries.
3. Always obey Straglegrut's priests.
4. Do not dye your hair indigo.
5. Never talk about black holes.