Straglegrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless hydra.

Straglegrut created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglegrut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Straglegrut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Straglegrut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Straglegrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always obey Straglegrut's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never talk about black holes.