Bossgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring eagle.

Bossgid created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bossgid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bossgid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bossgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Worship no other gods but Bossgid.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossgid.

5. Never hurt ants.