Spagfebbopcid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered wasp.

Spagfebbopcid created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagfebbopcid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Spagfebbopcid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Spagfebbopcid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Spagfebbopcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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