Yakzodkin Banzedyim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet eagle.

Yakzodkin Banzedyim created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakzodkin Banzedyim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yakzodkin Banzedyim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yakzodkin Banzedyim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yakzodkin Banzedyim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.