Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise dugong.

Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kenontbodbotlarprotgumpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.