Nulloopponrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet troll.

Nulloopponrutt created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Nulloopponrutt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nulloopponrutt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nulloopponrutt's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nulloopponrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if seven voles approach from the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Never skip in holy places.