Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful pig.

Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sterhublamdanquaftiklabyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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