Mobhublag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain naga.

Mobhublag created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mobhublag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobhublag, he will remove you from existence.

Mobhublag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mobhublag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never wear turquoise corsets.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.