Vonkbodbafarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient finch.

Vonkbodbafarn created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbodbafarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonkbodbafarn, it will not care at all.

Vonkbodbafarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vonkbodbafarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

3. You must pray to Vonkbodbafarn three times a day.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. You must never eat rice.