Pinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced newt.

Pinarm created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinarm, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinarm, it will strike you with lightening.

Pinarm's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.