Yakgilrip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair warg.

Yakgilrip created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgilrip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakgilrip, she will turn you into a slug.

Yakgilrip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yakgilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.