Cipcabboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless bat.

Cipcabboss created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipcabboss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipcabboss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cipcabboss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cipcabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cipcabboss.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never look in ponds.