Bamdagpom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Bamdagpom created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamdagpom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamdagpom, she will turn you into a rat.

Bamdagpom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bamdagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamdagpom.

2. Hide if three doves approach from the west.

3. You must pray to Bamdagpom eight times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Retreat if six foxes approach from the north.