Larpdissmig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, boastful newt.

Larpdissmig created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdissmig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpdissmig, she will turn you into a frog.

Larpdissmig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Larpdissmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look in ponds.