Sigstragmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous goat.

Sigstragmat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigstragmat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigstragmat, it will turn you into a mole.

Sigstragmat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sigstragmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Sigstragmat on top of important buildings.

3. Never sit near sharks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.